Isms & Schisms EP by Viva Mayday (New York, New York) *
Dear Jafe- If your voice was a pussy, I’d fuck it. One of those fucks where your girlfriend’s begging for a few days of R&R because she cant keep up, because she can’t sit down (women, psh). You’ve got those smooth sexy tones (quite a few actually) and all the guitar filacio to prove you’re in it for the long haul as a family [band] man- and believe it or not, at just two songs long, the latest EPfrom New York band, born and raised, will live and will die here, Viva Mayday is that quick pound you’ve been sitting on Grindr for hour (let’s be honest, 10 minutes) looking for. Sure, I’ve heard you cover Marley better than even the best tribute bands a thousand times at live in all the right settings, but here, well here Viva Mayday has achieved complete artistic selflessness. The only reason this isn’t getting Best New Music is because in a year, you guys have simply raised the bar. With love Dingus, Himself. [Free Download] @Dingusonmusic
